Don't Mess With Chuck Norris

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Chuck fact of the day: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you.

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris got the Statue of Liberty pregnant.

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Chuck fact of the day: Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck fact of the day: When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Chuck fact of the day: It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck fact of the day: If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Chuck fact of the day: WASHINGTON - An anonymous White House source has confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, killed Osama Bin Laden. “Chuck was incredible,” said an unnamed CIA agent. “He single handedly took down one hundred guards, broke into the back room, cornered bin Laden and killed him with a roundhouse kick to the head. Chuck was amazing!”

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Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck fact of the day: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

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Chuck fact of the day: The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck fact of the day: They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck fact of the day: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her in the face.