Monday, August 31, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Kirk Is An Asshole

Don't you hate it when you've been waiting to see a movie and somebody ruins the ending for you.

Havoc And Chaos

My two favorite things, chaos and havoc. Courtesy of leenks.

I Never Trusted That Wonka Bastard

Tactical Corset

Stylish body armor for women.

Tool Popular With American Politicians

Damn, That Airport Sure Is In A Bad Sectio Of Town

Don't Trust An Angel

Courtesy of Leenks.

Mexican Police Woman

They've got some hot looking cops down south of the border.

Cookie Monsters Hell

What Became Of Barney The Purple Dinosaurs Backyard Gang

Courtesy of Medium Large.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Medium Large

Courtesy of Medium Large.

An Apple For The Teacher

MI-24 Firing Rockets

Got Any Mints In There?

Back Off Human, It's My Turn To Lick The Bowl


Who Says You Need A Truck To Have A Camper Shell

Battlestar Gallactica Fan

I bet his wife just hangs her head with embarrassment every time she goes outside.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Tofu The Vegan Zombie

Nazi Kittens

This Is The Next Step After They Get Our Guns

Now that Britain has gotten rid of guns, knives are the new evil. I saw a news report a while back where the Government in England is going after "Rambo style knives", saying that they have no sporting use and are designed for nothing other than to kill people.....sound familiar?

No Dogs Allowed

A monkey with a gun.....that's fucking awesome!

Amassador To Zombie Island


The Matrix

Why didn't the Agents figure this out?

These Losers Stole Our Grill

Star Wars Cast

Han Solo, Darth Vader, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, R2D2 and Luke Skywalker

How To Get To Australia


The Pink BIker

The Tough Cookie

Courtesy of Medium Large.

"I Don't Really Follow Sports"

Capitol Punishment In Toyland

Courtesy of evilmilk.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Love Is.....That Hole Too

Join The Darkside

Great marketing campaign to get more recruits to go to the darkside.

Anti Masturbation Zone

Outside a latrine in Iraq, no choking the chicken, beating the meat and no spanking the monkey.

C3PO Tells The Truth

Out of the 3 prequels, this was actually the best movie. I love the part where Darth kills all the kids at the Jedi academy, that was just plain evil.

Superman, WTF Are You Doing To That Boy?

This just looks wrong.

Rock, Paper, Sadaam

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Jack Loses It

"McSuck this McBitch!"


I love stupid people. If this guy is for real then the Best Buy Geek Squad should be dispatched to his house to take away his computer and beat him with USB cables.

Reality Sucks

Video game characters discover what most of us already know.

Rover Gets His Own Phone Line

R2D2 Goes To Work For The Post Office

The recession has hit everyone pretty hard these days. With the rebellion over, many former members of the Rebel Alliance have had a hard time finding work.

10 Things That Men Know About Women