Thursday, December 31, 2009

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Hurry Up, I'm Hungry!

That's A Hellacious Staircase

I'd like to know where that is, I'd love to try those stairs.

Life Sucks

Girls N Guns


What Really Happened To Neo When He Took The Red Pill

The Earth At Night

Look at the number of lights in Japan compared to Australia.

Classy Bathroom

Star Wars Babes

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Lightsaber Fight


The Duke Boys Start A New Business

Rednecks, Start 'Em Early

All he needs is a shotgun rack for that thing, I bet he's got a can of dip in his pocket.

Bored Stormtrooper On Hoth

C17 Over The Pyramids


Bizarre Barbie

Not the typical Barbies that you see in the store.

Chinook Gunner

I always loved sitting by the ramp whenever I rode on Chinooks, it's awesome looking out the back when in flight.

Nice Stormtrooper Outfit

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Rank Structure

Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to GOD.

Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with GOD.

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Walks on water in indoor swimming pool.
Talks with GOD if special request is approved.

Barely clears Quonset hut.
Looses tug of war with switch engine.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by GOD.

Makes high marks when trying to leap building.
Gets run over by locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.

Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition.
Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of a Mae West.
Talks to walls.

Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building.
Bays “Look at the Choo-Choo.”
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Mumbles to himself.

Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.

Don't Worry, That'll Buff Out

Gingerbread Dungeon

Chinook Over Afghanistan

Nice picture of a CH47 moving an artillery piece.

Girls N Guns

Imperial Pimps

Vader's Personal Bodyguards Restrain Princess Leia

The Ultimate USB Flash Drive

I've gotta find one of these.

The Holiday Calendar

Is This Really Safe?

Gotta love third world countries, yet here in the land of the free I'll get a ticket for not wearing a seat belt.

The Hand Grenade Tree

Monday, December 28, 2009

When The "F" Word Is Acceptable

When is fuck acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

12. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"
––Capt E. J. Smith of the RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the fuck was that!?"
––Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "Where the fuck did all those fucking Indians come from?"
–– Gen Custer, 1877

9. "Any fucking idiot could understand that...."
––Albert Einstein, 1938

8. "It does so fucking look like her!"
––Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
––Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

6. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
––Michelangelo, 1566

5. "Where in the fuck are we?"
––Amelia Earhardt, 1937

4. "Scattered fucking showers my ass!"
––Noah, 4314 B.C.

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
––Bill Clinton, 1998

2. "What do you mean there is no fucking key to my ankle bracelet?"
––Martha Stewart, 2005

1. "Geez, I didn't think the conservatives would get this fucking mad!"
––Barack Obama, 2009

Sheldon Cooper, One Lab Accident Away From Being A Supervillain

The Big Bang Theory has to be one of the funniest shows ever, I just finished watching season 1 last night and I'm half way through season 2 and I can't stop watching it.

Hello Zombie

Batman Likes A Clean Classroom