Friday, July 30, 2010
I Can Hear The Banjo Music In The Background
Deliverance.....that movie was scarier than any horror movie made today. I'll take one of Jigsaws traps over a gay redneck rapist any day.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
The Gunny
How tall are you, private? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Chuck Of The Day
Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris never wears a condom, everyone knows that there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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