Chuck fact of the day: While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
The 90 Miles Mystery Box: Episode #3001
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I wonder why she didn't mention that is smells like shit? I hope this is a real ad, because this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. If you want a good laugh, go to craigslist.org and read the best of section.