National Training Center, Fort Irwin California 2005, young 2nd Lieutenant Mike Matelski asks his buddy 1stLieutenant Rick Montcalm to cut his hair. Rick agrees and asks Mike if he can cut his name into his hair, Mike thinks that's a good idea. Being the prick that he is, Rick cuts the word "COCK" into young Mikes hair, the rest of us laugh and Mike has no idea what we're laughing at. If you think it couldn't get better it does, even after shaving his head the word was still visible and for the next week young Mike walked around with the faint trace of the word "COCK" on his head.
