Chuck fact of the day: Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
Now this is funny, these guys have a sense of humor, which means that they more than likely got in trouble for this, for you see, the chain of command frowns upon frivolity and mirth. I bet this got some Colonel's panties in a wad.
Two British Challengers go bump, I don't see how the fuck they did this, even if the tank commanders were busy on the gun sights the drivers should've been able to see where they were going and avoid this. If this had been my company I sure as shit would've fired somebody.
I've opened a store on Cafepress.com for Flaming Zombie Monkey.com stuff, you can click the link under the picture of the Zombie Monkey over there on the right of the screen.....scroll down below followers....good, keep going past the google ads and the blogs I'm following.......there you go, right there. Or, just click this link Flaming Zombie Monkeys Store even if you don't buy anything, Cafepress.com is a great site where you can make your own stuff, the prices are reasonable and the quality of the merchandise is very good, I've been using them for years.
Even Pearls Before Swine realize the awesomeness of Chuck.
Chuck fact of the day: Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Most of what I post is stuff that I've found while trolling the internet or stuff that friends and family email to me, if you find something that I've grabbed from your site and I didn't credit you, please let me know and I will add the appropriate credit or remove the item if you wish. I'm not trying to take credit for other peoples work, I'm just trying to share what I think is funny, amusing, cool or whatever with everyone else. Thanks. Geoff