How tall are you, private? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Most of what I post is stuff that I've found while trolling the internet or stuff that friends and family email to me, if you find something that I've grabbed from your site and I didn't credit you, please let me know and I will add the appropriate credit or remove the item if you wish. I'm not trying to take credit for other peoples work, I'm just trying to share what I think is funny, amusing, cool or whatever with everyone else. Thanks. Geoff