It's amazing that just missing one page could be so crucial. Notice chapter 7, Safety Rails that is something that has always bugged me about all the Star Wars movies, why are there no damn safety rails in any of the movies? You've got guys working on a small platform 3,000 feet above a swirling razor sharp fan blade and not one railing, safety chain or even a safety harness! WTF George Lucas? I guess the empire doesn't have to worry about OSHA inspections.
Soldiers of the 2nd Infantry Division form a giant human 2ID patch on the Camp Casey golf course in Tongduchon South Korea. I've been to Camp Casey, definitely one of the better camps in the 2nd Infantry Divisions' area.
Even Chucks motorcycle is a death machine. Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
So let me get this straight, if I agree to manage a McDonaldsrestaurant, they'll provide me with a vacation, uniforms and meals, but they can't guarantee a salary? WTF? I think I'll get a cardboard sign and hang out at the traffic light, at least I know I'll make some money there.
Stewie and Brian are trying to get back to Quahog and they spend the night in a seedy motel, Stewie wakes up to hear a drug deal going on in the room next door and takes matters into his own hands. I love this show.
Chuck Norris really was the Master Chief. Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
This about sums up my day, went out to mow the lawn, needed gas, went to the gas station spilled gas all over the back of my truck, got home put gas in mower noticed back tire flat, took tire off and put it in the gas soaked bed of my truck, went to three gas stations to find a working air pump, tire wouldn't hold air - needs new valve core, went to auto store and got valve core, went back to gas station, out of quarters, went to ATM got money clerk won't give change, bought soda asked for change in quarters, clerk only has dimes and nickles, went to two different stores to get change (now have three sodas), went back to air pump and filled up tire, got home and put tire back on mower started to rain, fuck it I'm gonna spend the rest of the day on the internet, big thunderstorm hope the power doesn't go out
This happened at Fort Knox back in 1986. One of our tanks was being worked on, the throttle was locked open, it was in gear and the crew member bypassed the starter relay switch and started the tank which promptly took off on a little cruise through the motor pool and the surrounding countryside by itself. The tank eventually came to rest on a small hill that it couldn't get up and we recovered it from there. Luckily the path of destruction was small and no one was injured. Ironically, this car belonged to the mechanic working on the tank and he did not get reimbursed by the Army because he was parked in an area marked with no parking signs, he did however get a ticket for illegal parking.
Medium Large is the web site, check it out, Francesco Marciuliano writes the internationally-syndicated comic strip Sally Forth and he is a very funny guy with an exceptionally twisted sense of humor, I can't plug his site enough.
That's why I don't like boats and the ocean, I don't care if it's photoshopped or not, sharks big or small scare the crap out of me. Whenever I'm swimming I keep thinking that there's some big fucking fish about to eat me.....screw that.
Chuck doesn't like pony tails, get a haircut hippy. Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Back in '06 there was a bridge in our Company sector that we had to man a checkpoint at daily, a job that was rotated between our Infantry Squads. One of the squads would send a guy to the Cinnabon at the food court on Camp Taji in the morning while the rest of the guys got the trucks and weapons ready to go, he would pick up cinnamon buns for everyone and they would eat breakfast at the checkpoint. Everyone in the squad would pitch in except for Specialist "B" (I won't name him to protect his dignity), he always had an excuse as to why he couldn't chip in. One morning when they handed out the cinnamon buns, there wasn't one for Specialist "B", the consensus was, you don't pay, you don't eat. He moped about and acted butt hurt about the way that he was being treated and he kept complaining all morning about not getting a cinnamon bun. After listening to him piss and moan for about an hour, the other guys gathered at his truck handed him a cinnabon box and told him that they had just been messing with him. Specialist "B" grabbed the box with glee, held it up to his nose and took a big whiff as he opened it, and immediately started gagging in disgust and horror, for in the box was not a nice warm cinnamon roll, but a fresh steaming turd that Specialist "N" had just squeezed out. I guess the lesson is, you get what you pay for.
Caution: Not Safe For Work, if you have sensitive ears and are offended by the "F" word, skip this one. Proof that Tarantino is a talentless hack who learned everything he knows from watching Beavis and Butthead.
I have to say, Pulp Fiction had some great scenes and quite a few great lines, but it was not a good movie. I know, heresy, burn the non-believer, sorry but Tarantino movies are not that great, he's like a kid with tourettes all hyped up on sugar and most of his movies are unwatchable crap that have some how become cult icons. I found that I can only watch a Tarantino movie if I can fast forward through it.
Most of what I post is stuff that I've found while trolling the internet or stuff that friends and family email to me, if you find something that I've grabbed from your site and I didn't credit you, please let me know and I will add the appropriate credit or remove the item if you wish. I'm not trying to take credit for other peoples work, I'm just trying to share what I think is funny, amusing, cool or whatever with everyone else. Thanks. Geoff