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Monday, June 29, 2009

Chuck of the day

Sometimes even Chuck can't get over how awesome he is.

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 men he had killed and eaten.

2 comments:

  1. I heard his tape worms were super strong. He uses them to lasso meteors that threaten earth. Then he hijacks a NASA spaceship, and spin kicks the meteors into little pieces.

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