If You've Ever Been In The Army You'll Get It

One of the ways to break the monotony of Army life is to screw with the new Privates and young 2nd Lieutenants. We would give them a ball peen hammer and a piece of chalk and have them check the armor on the tank for "soft spots".  It was always a good laugh to see the new Private holding a trash bag over the exhaust of a running vehicle trying to collect an "exhaust sample", oh the list goes on, but I'm tire right now and don't have enough time to go through them all.