Chuck fact of the day: While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
Supposedly they have some great ideas for fusing the internet and automated nuclear defense systems, sounds like a great idea, they're calling it skynet.
I wonder why she didn't mention that is smells like shit? I hope this is a real ad, because this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. If you want a good laugh, go to craigslist.org and read the best of section.