Chuck fact of the day: The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
It's bad enough that she wrote on the tailgate of the truck, but how the fuck do you misspell pregnant? She should be pulled out of that truck and tazed until she's sterile so that she can't dilute the gene pool any further.