Iraqi Troops At Their Best

This is a video that was shot through night vision of Iraqi troops on guard duty, notice how vigilant they are.

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

How Quickly Do Bodies Decompose?

Great question.

Perspective

This has been one of my favorite cartoons for years.

Drunk Driver

Wow, they're starting out younger every year.

What A Ride

Weather Forecast For FOB Rustamiyah

This was posted outside our maintenance area in Iraq

You Can Come Out Now!

I don't know, is it too soon?

Superman's Cat

I Finally Got The Cat Trained

Now that's a good kitty.

New Style Aircraft Mechanics

Uhhhhh....Nice Motorcycle

Scary Sunflower

Really Strange Taxidermy

Taxidermy from Japan.

Chuck of the day

Sometimes even Chuck can't get over how awesome he is.

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 men he had killed and eaten.

Projectile Vomiting

Whoooo, Yeah, Partyyyyyy.

Maximum Security Playpen

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?

Wow, google rocks.

Driver, Follow That Car!!

He's headed to a pool party on the other side of town.

Uh, There's A Bear In The Pool

I bet all that bear hair is gonna be hell on the pool filter. How do you get him out? What if he starts to drown, are you obligated to try and save him? Can you give mouth to mouth to a bear?

Jayne Cobb Explains The Chain Of Command

I love Firefly, best series ever, I watched the entire series at least once a week the whole time I was in Iraq. In this scene, Jayne succinctly explains the chain of command.

Robot Stryker

Now this is funny, these guys have a sense of humor, which means that they more than likely got in trouble for this, for you see, the chain of command frowns upon frivolity and mirth. I bet this got some Colonel's panties in a wad.

That's Gonna Leave a Scratch

Two British Challengers go bump, I don't see how the fuck they did this, even if the tank commanders were busy on the gun sights the drivers should've been able to see where they were going and avoid this. If this had been my company I sure as shit would've fired somebody.

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Have a Nice Day

Can you spot the smiley face in this picture?

Bizarre Star Wars Gifts

Poor Rex

Toilet Humor

Breaking News!

This is just about how bad the media has gotten lately, they'll sensationalize anything and try to make more out of it than it really is.

Interesting Begger Signs

Chevy Golf Cart

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Not Your Everyday UPS Truck

Crew Chief's Flight Helmet

Cool Business Card Holder

Miniature lost ark of the covenant business card holder.

Christian Disposal

Finally, a place to get rid of your unwanted Christians.

Another Good Use For Tupperware

O.K., now what are you going to do?

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Mr Spock living up to the creed.

Kabul's Most Popular New Store

Shameless Plug - Flaming Zombie Monkeys Store

I've opened a store on Cafepress.com for Flaming Zombie Monkey.com stuff, you can click the link under the picture of the Zombie Monkey over there on the right of the screen.....scroll down below followers....good, keep going past the google ads and the blogs I'm following.......there you go, right there. Or, just click this link Flaming Zombie Monkeys Store even if you don't buy anything, Cafepress.com is a great site where you can make your own stuff, the prices are reasonable and the quality of the merchandise is very good, I've been using them for years.

Chuck of the day

Even Pearls Before Swine realize the awesomeness of Chuck.

Chuck fact of the day: Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Moose In A Pool

Smart Moose, I know it's been in the 100's every day this week here in Texas and I've been tempted to fill up the kiddie pool, kick the dogs out and lie in it myself.