Chuck of the day

Nice action figure, check out the special power he has.


Chuck fact of the day: Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

Zombie Pin Up Girl

Kill 'em All

And let God sort 'em out.

Niiiiice!!

Stupid Kids Crossing

When the generation that we're raising now starts having kids, these signs will become more prevalent.

That's Just Mean

Poor kid is gonna have issues the rest of his life.

The Dog Has A Gun

I've tried, but the lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard for a dog to use a gun.

How To Spot A Vampire

To Catch A Predator

Now that's an episode that I would love to see.

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Zombie Hunter

Mrs Adams, It's For You

Thing from the Adams Family at the supermarket.

Handy Wrench

Taliban Hillfighter

That's a cool patch, gotta be a European Soldier, the U.S. Army fun police would definitely rain on somebody's parade if this were a U.S. Trooper.

The Bridge Is Out

I think that OSHA went overboard with the safety crap

Albino Squirrel

That's pretty damn creepy

Death Star Recreation Room

I didn't know that they had a merry go round on the Death Star

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quiet his heartburn.

Zombie Bride

She looks upset, I bet the caterer didn't get the fresh brains that she wanted.

Cool Wedding Cake

I like the line of bullets going up the side.

Disgruntled Employee

They Finally Got Cat Woman

Saturn's A Little Close Today

Uh....Never Mind He's Too Stupid Too Figure It Out

I'm sorry, but this guy is an epic douche bag, wtf, the whole backwards hat thing just doesn't make sense.

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Zombie Hunter

We've All Wanted To Do This At Some Point

Quick Save The Kittens

Is It Shoplifting?

Found this over at My Confined Space and just had to borrow it.

God Damn It Steve!

The Truth About Light Sabers

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Zombie Spiderman

No Vampires

That's right vampires, just keep going cause this trailer park don't want your kind.

What Really Happened To The Dinosaurs

Spider Woman

OK, this kinda creeps me out, but hey somewhere somehow she's someone's dream girl.

The Happy Little Tampon

Courtesy of MyConfinedSpace

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Zombie Hunting....It's Not Just A Sport

Damn Those Mortars Are Sexy

Blind Driver

At least he's using the cane. Courtesy of Leenks.

Happy Terminator

Courtesy of Leenks.

I Think My Cat Is Trying To Tell Me Something

Even he doesn't like my blog.

In Case You Encounter A Mountain Lion

I like the part where you throw the children at it.

Fast Food Mafia

I always knew there was something wrong with those guys.

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

Zombie Cake

That looks like it took a lot of work, very nice though.

How Political Correctness Has Changed The Face Of War

In 1917 the Doughboys of the American Expeditionary Force went to France to fight the "Huns". The greatest generation went to war in 1941 to save the world from the "Nazis". In the Jungles of Vietnam we chased after the elusive "Charlie". Now, in Iraq our troops are locked in battle with the "AIF" or the dreaded "AQI". Somehow it just doesn't seem too cool to scream out in battle, "Die you dirty Anti Iraqi Forces bastard!" or "Take that you damn Al Queda in Iraq goon!" Now I'm not advocating racist names or slogans for our enemies, but come on, at least give us something cool to call them, the guys in Afghanistan at least have the "Taliban", that's semi evil sounding. How do I tell my grandkids that I fought against "non-compliant anti government indigenous personell" or "military age males"? Hell, couldn't we call them "Goobers"? I know that would probably offend Andy Griffith show fans, but come on, give us something to work with here.

The Tin Man Gets His Heart

I'd definitely pay to see that movie.

The Flintstonemobile

Looks like Fred left the keys in the ignition.

Warning Politically Incorrect Area Ahead