Inter Species Couple Gets Looks From The Neighbors

Stormtrooper Cereal

The Dangers Of Being A Stripper

The Gunny

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris needs a Concealed Weapons License in 14 states just to be allowed to wear pants.

This Is So True

Kalashnikovs Of The World - Hungary

This Explains A Lot Of The Crappy Ideas That Come Out Of D.C.

Cupcakes For Zombies

Men, This Is How It Really Works

Spongebob Grows Up

Gives new meaning to the phrase "bullet sponge".

Girls N Guns

The Anticipation

Bumper Stickers For Shoes

The Gunny

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?