Monday, August 31, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Kirk Is An Asshole

Don't you hate it when you've been waiting to see a movie and somebody ruins the ending for you.

Havoc And Chaos

My two favorite things, chaos and havoc. Courtesy of leenks.

Tactical Corset

Stylish body armor for women.

Mexican Police Woman

They've got some hot looking cops down south of the border.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Battlestar Gallactica Fan

I bet his wife just hangs her head with embarrassment every time she goes outside.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

This Is The Next Step After They Get Our Guns

Now that Britain has gotten rid of guns, knives are the new evil. I saw a news report a while back where the Government in England is going after "Rambo style knives", saying that they have no sporting use and are designed for nothing other than to kill people.....sound familiar?

No Dogs Allowed

A monkey with a gun.....that's fucking awesome!

The Matrix

Why didn't the Agents figure this out?

Star Wars Cast

Han Solo, Darth Vader, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, R2D2 and Luke Skywalker

Friday, August 28, 2009

Chuck of the day

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Chuck fact of the day: Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Join The Darkside

Great marketing campaign to get more recruits to go to the darkside.

Anti Masturbation Zone

Outside a latrine in Iraq, no choking the chicken, beating the meat and no spanking the monkey.

C3PO Tells The Truth

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Out of the 3 prequels, this was actually the best movie. I love the part where Darth kills all the kids at the Jedi academy, that was just plain evil.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Jack Loses It

"McSuck this McBitch!"

IT'S TEARING MY FAMILY APART!!

I love stupid people. If this guy is for real then the Best Buy Geek Squad should be dispatched to his house to take away his computer and beat him with USB cables.

Reality Sucks

Video game characters discover what most of us already know.

R2D2 Goes To Work For The Post Office

The recession has hit everyone pretty hard these days. With the rebellion over, many former members of the Rebel Alliance have had a hard time finding work.