Your breakfast is telling you something.

This about sums up my day, went out to mow the lawn, needed gas, went to the gas station spilled gas all over the back of my truck, got home put gas in mower noticed back tire flat, took tire off and put it in the gas soaked bed of my truck, went to three gas stations to find a working air pump, tire wouldn't hold air - needs new valve core, went to auto store and got valve core, went back to gas station, out of quarters, went to ATM got money clerk won't give change, bought soda asked for change in quarters, clerk only has dimes and nickles, went to two different stores to get change (now have three sodas), went back to air pump and filled up tire, got home and put tire back on mower started to rain, fuck it I'm gonna spend the rest of the day on the internet, big thunderstorm hope the power doesn't go out