Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Chuck Norris Redux
Chuck fact of the day: After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Chuck Norris Redux
Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Chuck Norris Redux
Chuck fact of the day: Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Chuck Norris Redux
Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.