Thursday, December 30, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Damn Tree Cobras

It's bad enough the fuckers are slithering around on the ground, now we have to look in the trees for them.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Earth's emergency defense plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

My New Favorite Store

I wonder if they'd let me live there?