Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

The IKEA Baby

I Found The Perfect Statue For The Front Of My House

It goes great with the "Fuck Off!" door mat.

Now Those Are Some Serious Rims

Not The Russian Soldiers I Remember Training To Fight

Hiking Shoes For Women

Hit the trail and still be stylish.

In Case Of Zombies

Girls N Guns

Take Your Kid To Work Day

Those Damn Machete Wielding Bears

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

A Man And His Pigeon

Punctuation Is Important

Spongebob Gets A New Job

The Doggy Umbrella

I Thought Sharks Were Bad Enough

48 Shot Revolver

The Movie Test

Karma

It's a bitch.

Girls N Guns

How To Hold On To A Girl

Well OK, If You Say So!

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Missing Ninja

Lil Kim

Now That's Some Cold Beer

For Sale, Only Used Once

Handicapped Entrance

That's just plain mean.

Sherrif Woody Has A Dark Side

This Is Awesome, You Have To Try It!

Solar Powered Wheelchair

Breaking News

Facebook Is Like Jail

Sarcasm

Girls N Guns

Pizza Is Like Sex

Sheldon Cooper, He's A Physicist Not A Hippie

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

The Millenium Falcon

Daddy's Girlfriend