Thursday, September 30, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Future Darwin Award Winners

At least he's covering his face and not his reproductive system, hopefully he'll be prevented from muddying the waters in the gene pool himself.

More Proof That Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

It's bad enough that she wrote on the tailgate of the truck, but how the fuck do you misspell pregnant? She should be pulled out of that truck and tazed until she's sterile so that she can't dilute the gene pool any further.

Russian Stormtroopers

It's a cool picture, but, if he tries to fire the grenade launcher with the bayonet mounted, it looks like he'd probably hurt himself.

Helicopter Bird Strike

I bet that scared the shit out of the crew.

Somebody Partied A Little Too Hearty

I bet she's gonna be upset when she discovers that the toilet paper role is empty.

Spocktoberfest

Drink lots and prosper.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris ice cream comes in one flavor....pain.
Thanks to BillH for this one.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Puddle Sharks

Those goddamn sharks are every where.