Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Big And Beefy

I Can Hear The Banjo Music In The Background

Deliverance.....that movie was scarier than any horror movie made today. I'll take one of Jigsaws traps over a gay redneck rapist any day.

Guns Aren't So Bad

Nice Shot

Girls N Guns

ReactionTo the Recent Arizona Immigration Ruling

Lions And Tigers And Stormtroopers, Oh My!

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.

Snoopy Vs The Red Baron

Have You Heard The Joke That They Only Tell Straight People?

I Don't Think They Want To Go In There

The Economy

Girls N Guns

I bet that MOLLE vest is chafing.

These Guys Take Their Security Seriously

Peeping Andy

What a lecherous little fucker he is.

That's Not Good

You know that your day is gonna end bad when you look up and see that over your house.

The Gunny

How tall are you, private? Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris never wears a condom, everyone knows that there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

Kalashnikovs Of The World - USA

Krebs does some awesome work, but damn expensive.

Lord Vader Holds Morning Muster Formation

Holy shit! That's a crapload of LEGO Stormtroopers.

Great, Now We Have To Watch Out For Sharks In The Damned Pool

Whoa Puppy, Whoa!

Mmmm Mmmm, Grilled Jar-Jar

Epic Battle, Rainbow Vs Tornado

Girls N Guns

Alien Vs Vader

Now that's a movie I'd pay to see.

Medals For Our Current Generation Of Kids

That Had To Hurt

Kalashnikovs Of The World - Albania

Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands.

It Looks Like They're Doomed

A Breakdown Of Girls You Meet Online

The Westboro Baptist Star Trek Church Protests Clone War Veterans

Godzilla Cat

Mac Vs PC

Handicapped Parking........Easy Access

Holy Shit It's A Flying Shark

Halo South Of The Border

Girls N Guns