Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.

European Airports Open For Business

No Squatting On The Seat

Unless you've been to the middle east or asia, you probably won't understand this one. There's nothing like walking into the latrine and finding a big steaming turd on the back of the seat with footprints on either side. The only thing better is when they wipe their shitty hand on the wall.

The Duke

Zombie Spock

Beautiful Rainbow

Girls N Guns

He's An Idiot......Sounds Like My Dog

Complaints

What A Difference 10 Years Makes

Happy Birthday Flaming Zombie Monkeys

It's hard to believe that it's been 1 year to the day that I started this blog. Thanks to all the regular visitors, I hope I can keep finding stuff to make your time here enjoyable. Here's to another year.

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Some people piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

Death Star Disco

The Duke

Caution, Zombie Crossing

Chuck Norris Saves The Day In Iceland

Be Careful What You Ask For

Badass Motorcycle

I Wonder What Steve, Celia and Ruffner Think Of Mommy's Betrayal

At least the guy has a sense of humor.

Teabagging The Cat

Girls N Guns

Wow, Can You Imagine Having To Wash All That Hair.

I like women with long hair, but I think these two take it too far.

The Colonel Repeals "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Somebody's Not Gonna Have A Good Time

Zombie Dolls

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris' penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and that one is still bigger than yours.

Zombie Take Out

Airplane Mode

I have to get that ring tone.

The Duke

Gallows Humor

Caution Zombies Next 200km

Girls N Guns

A Very Serious Decision

Zombie Monkey

Zombie Killer

Iceland's President Gives An Update On The Volcano

Chuck Of The Day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

What A Dilema

How do you react to that? Get mad or ask for a threesome.

Fortress Cat

Kermit The Frog Isn't That Friendly These Days

The Duke

Zombies Hate Fast Food

So remember zombieland rule #1 - Cardio.

R2D2 Is Really A Cat

Darth Vader And His Bounty Hunters