Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Chuck Norris Redux

Chuck fact of the day: After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

Batman Is A Dick

I bet he wishes he'd kept that one to himself.

Bacon Cooking Awesomeness

Cooking bacon with a machine gun, that is so fucking awesome!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Chuck Norris Redux

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

This Guy Has A Seriously Screwed Up Life

I know it's long, but take the time to read the whole thing.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Chuck Norris Redux

Chuck fact of the day: Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Shoulder Launched Shovel

Oh those wacky Russians, you can't shoot a shovel out of an RPG.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Chuck Norris Redux

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

I Always Thought It Was Just A Phrase

I didn't think that you could actually shit a brick.