Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: While Chuck Norris was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Zombie Target Practice


You can never be too prepared.

I Wonder If Anyone Noticed



For those of you unfamiliar with "Dirty Sanchez", I suggest that you visit the urban dictionary and look it up.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris

Fantasy Football

Dungeons and Dragons for jocks.

Mobile Stripper Pole

Genius!! All he needs is a tow along lap dance couch and he'd be set.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

Rejected Movie Poster

Pretty good poster mashup, whoever did this one combined Full Metal Jacket with The Empire Strikes Back.

Our New Sponsor

Supposedly they have some great ideas for fusing the internet and automated nuclear defense systems, sounds like a great idea, they're calling it skynet.

Oh Look, A Friendship Bracelet

I wonder why she didn't mention that is smells like shit? I hope this is a real ad, because this is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. If you want a good laugh, go to craigslist.org and read the best of section.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris' sweat has burned holes in concrete.

He Blew 2 Trannys

This is why you should proofread everything before you post.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Chuck of the day

Chuck fact of the day: Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

WTF?

Is it an alien facehugger?

Fun With Bananas


Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant having fun with bananas and markers, what were you thinking?

This Explains A Lot

This is a pretty good explanation of why the kids these days are getting stupider.